alamak.. CIKGU NI TAK DE OTAK RUPANYA..~

nak bercerita lagi lah...

de sorg cikgu omputih ni..

datang mengajar kat malaysia...

teacher : all student.. can i want ask u something...?? (ayat ni aku reka jerk, tak padai BI aku ni)

student : ok.. can....

teacher : can u see Allah...?

student : no....

teacher : can u touch Allah...?

student : no too... (nampak sangat english broken.. wakakak)

teacher : then.. there isn't Allah..

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budak tu pon panas r.. tanya balik teacher die yang berlagak power tu...

student : teacher... can u see your brain..

teacher : no.. why..??

student : nothing.... can u touch your brain...?

teacher : no.....

student : oh.. okay... so.. u don't have a brain.... (muka bajet best jerk)

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budak tu cakap dalam hati die...

"patut cikgu aku bodoh..tak de otak rupanya... hahhaha..."

pape pon... Allah itu wujud...

sempooiiii jjeeeerrrkk..!! :)